Constantine (2005) Director(s): Francis Lawrence Writer(s): Kevin Brodbin, Frank A. Cappello Starring: Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, Shia LaBeouf As much as I am the keeper…
As a special treat for all you lovely readers for supporting my perversion and filth this month instead of focusing on one beautiful man I…
Last time on “Relax and Enjoy the Show” I pulled the skewer out of Ryan Reynolds' chest, pronouncing the Green Lantern movie to be “enjoyable.”…
Ho-ho, Alan Moore must be spinning in his grave—oh, he’s not dead… Really? Okay, he’s spinning in his hobo beard and finger armor. What Alan…