This past Tuesday, Skin Game, by author Jim Butcher, was released. In honor of that momentous occasion, I will talk about The Dresden Files:…
Okay, so what the fuggity WHAT is going on at Marvel? Edgar Wright leaves Ant-Man over "Creative Differences" with Marvel. ...no. Just no, dammit, NO.…
Well hello everybody! Director Zack Snyder, of the upcoming NOT-Justice League movie Batman/Superman, just tweeted a first look at Ben Affleck as Batman, AND the…
Though we mourn the cancellation of Community, this dark horizon has a few glimmers of awesome to assuage our wounds. Namely: Looks like Marvel…
Hello you movie masticaters! ...."masticating" means eating. I'm so sorry if you read that and... MOVING ON. Agent Justin is still recovering from his annual…
Three days ago, the cast for Star Wars: Episode VII was announced. At first, I didn't want to feel anything, since Episodes I thru III…
With the recent announcement of the TV adaption of From Dusk Till Dawn, we here at GUARD (mostly me, but I'm sure I'm not alone…
As a people connected to such a vast source of information like the internet, sometimes its hard to decide what your identity should be online.…
Today is the first of April, so of course I'm going to throw a bunch of things I made up about Nicolas Cage at you. …
Well dear readers, the new X-Men: Days of Future Past trailer came out today and might I say it looks pretty as all get out.…